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Sunday, April 6, 2014

You Know the Economy Isn't Really Better When

Plastic surgeons start advertising "buy one, get one free breast implants".  What if some poor dear is really lopsided and only wants one to even them out a bit?  And what about cancer patients who only have one removed?  Do they have to bring a friend along to get the free one? Or does the doc just put the spare on account in case of puncture or some other accident?  I am not sure there is ever a good way to put breast implants on sale.  What does the doctor do, list a flat rate for the surgery and then put the spare parts on sale at 1/2 price?  That might be really tricky to do as a jingle in a short radio spot.

They really should screen radio commercials.  If they are too funny, it might cause auto accidents.  I must admit it made for quite a laugh while waiting for a red light.

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