The snow squeaks under your feet.
Even the dog wants to get the evening walk done.
You contemplate whether or not the rolly-plastic-garbage-bin will crack or possibly even shatter when the garbage truck's automated pickup jaws give it a hug in the morning.
You contemplate how many BTU's are contained in that squishy, stinky bag of freshly deposited dog poo. And then you think someone would have to be truly desperate to think about using it as a hand-warmer.

