Here's the thief savoring the moment.
Here's the missing evidence.
No matter how careful you are,
smart dogs do manage to sneak a few extras from time to time.
If Chloe could talk, her excuses might include the following:
"It didn't smell quite right. I was testing it for you.
Mom I decided to help you become a vegetarian, starting now.
You were busy in the bathroom. I didn't want the steak to get cold.
I was still hungry even after that bowl of crunchy dog food.
You should feed me more.
Mom, you did notice that I left you the vegetables, right?
I wouldn't want you to starve after all."
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