Fortune Cookies

Hubby had off work today, so we took advantage of a coupon to our favorite Chinese restaurant for lunch.  At the end of the meal, they gave us two fortune cookies.  We find it much more amusing to bring them home and read them to Chloe.  So here are Chloe's fortune cookie predictions for today.

1. "You will conquer obstacles to achieve success."

and

2. "Everything will now come your way."

If those fortunes actually came true, the results might resemble this.

A live bunny toy, lifetime guarantee not included.

All You Can Eat Fresh Bread

A live toy cat that doesn't run away.

Of course, we know that fortune cookies aren't real.

So this is what actually happens.

But mom, a successful bath coming my way was NOT what I had in mind.