Dear national weather service,
It is already after noon, a time of day when the daily high temperature is usually reached. You forecasted a high of 73 for today. It is a whopping 53 degrees F. That is quite the margin of error! Please stop assuming that global warming is happening when programming your weather models. So far we can count on one hand the number of truly warm days we have had this spring.
Oh, and watch out for the homeless people. Lest they steal your trousers and use them in a bonfire to keep warm.
Also watch out for the farmers. Any more seriously wrong weather forecasts may have them suing you for damages that crop insurance might not cover. That is once the ground dries out enough for them to plant anything.
Floor Stain Stencil
Yeah, well the Weather guy called for a high of 86 yesterday, at 2pm my thermometer read 94.3. Oh wait, you're cold. Sorry.
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